From The Par For The Course Desk…

GOP schmucks block tax increase on the short-sighted, money-grubbing bastards at the oil company. While I think it’s kinda funny that the hoopla actually benefits “Wee Oil” as much as “Big Oil”, fuck them, too. Plus the GOP can’t even get it up to extend tax breaks on renewable sources. I guess they realize before those companies [...]

From The You’re Shitting me!? No really…? What!? Desk

A fat guy is suing jail because he lost weight. The radical new diet also might be good for stimulation the economy. Another great example of how we’ve engineered Darwinism out of our world. I heard a report the other day state that we’re “running out of water”. No, there’s just too damn many people [...]

From the Un-frappin’-believable Desk…

The author of this article, Dana Goldstein needs a mental colonic!!! My wife left the decision on whether or not to circumsize our son to me. I am, but I opted not to slice and dice his wee willy winky. The practice is barbaric, unenlightened and needless to say, unnecessary. To tie it to health [...]