From The Par For The Course Desk…

GOP schmucks block tax increase on the short-sighted, money-grubbing bastards at the oil company. While I think it’s kinda funny that the hoopla actually benefits “Wee Oil” as much as “Big Oil”, fuck them, too. Plus the GOP can’t even get it up to extend tax breaks on renewable sources. I guess they realize before those companies [...]

From the It’s Gotta Be Sexy Desk

It’s almost here!! The Tesla roadster, all-electric, chargeable via home outlet and 200+ miles on a charge!! If you have the wherewithal, got buy one!! I wonder if Ed Begley is queuing up? Wikipedia entry…

From The Oh, For Fuck Sake Desk

Exxon just posted it’s first quarter profit statement. $10.9 BILLION dollars!!! If I get in the White House (insert sneaky write-in plan here), my first order of business is an executive order mandating funneling half of corporate profits from energy companies toward solar energy. Fuckin’ Bill Gates should peel off one or two of his [...]

From The You’re Shitting me!? No really…? What!? Desk

A fat guy is suing jail because he lost weight. The radical new diet also might be good for stimulation the economy. Another great example of how we’ve engineered Darwinism out of our world. I heard a report the other day state that we’re “running out of water”. No, there’s just too damn many people [...]

From the Haulin’ Green Ass Desk…

Sober, responsible men can move mountains. We, however, are not descended from fearful men…and women (chill!). In a previous post, I commented that making chemistry sexy might help over come the global warming issue (That’s right, I said “warming”. “Climate Change” my ass…) . 180MPH…that’s sexy!! Yeah, I know bio-fuels may not be sustainable…yadda, yadda, [...]

From the Baby Steps Desk….

Via this article I ended up giving Blackle a go.  Sure, it doesn’t always load on the first go, but I’m doing my part…ish. I guess this means I have to redesign my dojo site…

From the Private Sector Desk….

Preface:  The fuckin’ gov’mint ought to be driving this!! Thankfully we live in a country where any schmuck with a garage can change the world…y’know when the shadowy cabal that actually runs the planet…what? Oh, that’s another blog… Anyway, folks (and appearently, Toyota)using their respective noodles to solve the issues that are being ignored by [...]

Driving in…

Driving in to work this morning, I was sitting at the stop light and noticed a guy walking down the sidewalk. He stopped and picked up the paper, which was sitting on the steps leading to someones house. I immediately thought, “that cat is blatantly gonna steal that paper”. It’s a gritty life we lead [...]

From The Huzzah Desk….

Finally, a gov’mint leader calls for the frickin’ obvious!! If they hack the battery system to use better batteries, they can creep along city streets without pumping crap into the air. The summer might get a little dicey, though.

Chemistry might get sexy. Might…

This is an exciting time for chemistry teachers, everywhere. The last big thing to attract yoots to chem clas was learning how to make Ecstasy. Unfortunately, The Man caught on and regulated the ingredients so now there is no good reason to study up on chemistry. Not since Mr. Robinson uttered, “Plastics” has there been [...]